Crappy Predictions

Here are a few scenarios I have heard or come up with for this MLB season. Not saying they will happen but they could and it's fun to make stupid sports predictions. Here goes:

1. Barry Bonds will retire before he breaks the record both because he is off the juice (and theefore suffering alot in his performance) and because of the even bigger crapstorm that will happen if steroid boy actually breaks the record.
2. Roger Clemens will keep dangling himself in front of the Yankees and Red Sox like a carrot in front of frickin mules before finally returning to Houston to finish out the season.
3. As was shown last week when the red hot Mets were beaten 2 games to by the Braves last week, Atlanta will once again win the NL East with the Mets a few games behind them. An interesting side note: Tom Glavine is something like 1-9 against his old team since coming to the Mets.
4. The Detroit Tigers will finish over .500 for the first time in years thanks to their new manager and a good young pitching staff.
5. The Yankees will lose AGAIN in the first round of the playofss because of their mediocre (for the most part) starting pitching And as usual, they will be beaten by the "Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim". Monkey monkey.
I will post more as they occur to me. Email me so of yours...